The Limericks of the Ancient Mariner

Samuel Taylor Coleridge's seven-part epic condensed into seven stanzas for the edification of the hasty;
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This Sailor Discovered One Weird Trick For Avoiding Divine Wrath

There was an old salt who averred
That I needed to stop for a word
While he told me the tale
Of his life under sail
And the day that he shot down a bird
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